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Sermon Illustration

A Policeless Ticket

A Policeless Ticket

By Dan on Thursday, January 15, 2009

This is a funny story about a man that received a ticket in the mail as the result of being photographed by a traffic camera while running a red light. I found it to be a useful sermon illustration.

Posted in Sermon Illustration | Tagged humor, presence, Sermon Illustration | Leave a response

The Kindergarten Tip

The Kindergarten Tip

By Dan on Tuesday, September 16, 2008

This story hit home with us, because D3 started kindergarten this year and had a similar experience.
One mother walked her new kindergartener in to school and gave him a five dollar bill to put towards his lunch account. When she picked him up, she asked, “Did you give the lunch lady your money?”
He replied, “No, [...]

Posted in Sermon Illustration | Tagged d3, innocence, kindness, Money, school, Sermon Illustration | 1 Response

Journal: Monday, 8/11/08

Journal: Monday, 8/11/08

By Dan on Monday, August 11, 2008

On Cindy’s Birthday:
Saturday was my wife’s birthday. My parents came into town, and they watched the kids so that Cindy and I could go to lunch and a movie. Then we all met for dinner at one of her favorite restaurants. It was very nice. I made her a blog and we are trying to [...]

Posted in Journal Entry | Tagged anger, birthday, blog, Cindy, conflict, cpe, emotions, feelings, kids, life verse, movie, parents, restaurants, Sermon Illustration, worship idea | Leave a response

Church Administrator is a Computer Virus? (funny)

Church Administrator is a Computer Virus? (funny)

By Dan on Monday, March 12, 2007

This is a funny story about our adminisrator who became a living computer virus.
     One day as I was returning from lunch in one of my previous churches, the receptionist asked me to call the church administrator. He informed me that he had received a forwarded email that contained a warning about a serious [...]

Posted in Sermon Illustration | Tagged administrator, computers, email, features, fun, internet, Sermon Illustration, Technology, virus | 2 Responses

About Me

Welcome to Church and tea! My name is Dan. I’ve been married to Cindy for 9 years. We have two boys, 7 and 3 years old. I am a Florida native and earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in Religious Studies from the University of Florida and a Master of Divinity degree from the Candler School of Theology at Emory University. This site is called churchandtea simply because I am a United Methodist Pastor and I love sweet tea. I often find myself trying to solve the world’s problems over a glass of sweet tea. Feel free to pour yourself a glass and join in the discussion!

Anniversary!

Cindy and I will celebrate our 10th Wedding Anniversary in 5 months and 27 days.