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A Policeless Ticket

A Policeless Ticket

This is a funny story about a man that received a ticket in the mail as the result of being photographed by a traffic camera while running a red light. I found it to be a useful sermon illustration.

The Kindergarten Tip

The Kindergarten Tip

This story hit home with us, because D3 started kindergarten this year and had a similar experience.
One mother walked her new kindergartener in to school and gave him a five dollar bill to put towards his lunch account. When she picked him up, she asked, “Did you give the lunch lady your money?”
He replied, “No, they didn’t [...]

Journal: Monday, 8/11/08

Journal: Monday, 8/11/08

On Cindy’s Birthday:
Saturday was my wife’s birthday. My parents came into town, and they watched the kids so that Cindy and I could go to lunch and a movie. Then we all met for dinner at one of her favorite restaurants. It was very nice. I made her a blog and we are trying to get [...]

Church Administrator is a Computer Virus? (funny)

Church Administrator is a Computer Virus? (funny)

This is a funny story about our adminisrator who became a living computer virus.
     One day as I was returning from lunch in one of my previous churches, the receptionist asked me to call the church administrator. He informed me that he had received a forwarded email that contained a warning about a serious [...]